Someting Old and Something New

okay okay okay. in case you've never seen this before...who the hell is this?? Natport? Kaykay? it took me almost a week before i finally admitted defeat and decided to google it.
but really. i can't believe it. Chanel essentially hires two celebrities when only one signs with them.

NANCY likes it when things get confusing.




Okay, now for something from the vault.
yesss. this is classic.
for years upon years, NANCY thought that Emma Thompson played the mom in The Parent Trap.
oh boyyyy.

sh-sh-sh-shia. is the Shia Pet out of style yet???

"shia is not attractive.
unless you'd want to do Pee Wee Herman
seriously."

proper behavior

This is just a public service announcement.


It is the formal opinion of the NANCY Detective Agency that Britney never had it, and Xtina has always been da bomb. You go girl (gurl, gurrrrrrl, et al).

the triplets of hollywood-ville

Okay honestly, when I first saw the trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, I thought Natalie Portman played Elizabeth Swan. Little did I know that Hollywood had already thought that NatPort and KK looked like twinsies.
Fun Fact: In Star Wars Episode I, Queen Amidala's decoy is played by Keira Knightley.
jigga whaaa?

But wait, there's more! I thought about it a little bit, and then realized that W.Ryder could also pass the test. Maybe.
Therefore, I give you this piece of evidence, recovered from the NANCY vault circa March 2007:


As Officer Hannah Tan would say,
"Pouty Lips Galore!"






Okay, after further investigation, it seems NANCY is not the only super sleuths to have discovered such look-alikery. The result of googling "Natalie Portman" has led to another source of KK and NatPort evidence:

What kind of tom foolery is this?

NANCY will tell you what this is:

separation at birth.

And "People En Espagnol" will back me up on this because that's exactly where I found this photo.